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Of course, we’re talking about icebergs — specifically, one a dude named Ken Pretty recently spotted with his drone off the coast of Harbour Grace in Newfoundland … which was undoubtedly shaped like an erect penis. Indeed, the pics speak for themselves here, folks.
Take a look for yourself … you can see the giant phallic formation hanging out, seemingly broken off from an even larger glacier that’s floating in the ice water right next to it.
BTW, it’s not just the upright part catching people’s eye — there’s spare parts at the bottom that bring this scene into clearer view — the whole package, if you will. The strangest part, though, is that Pretty hails from an even more telling place … the town of Dildo!
It’s almost as if he was destined to find this thing and tell the others about it, which he did.
KP told the Guardian, “Looking from the land, it wasn’t quite clear. But, once I got the drone out there, it was unreal how much it looked like – well, you know…” He went on to say people who saw it online afterward thought it was fake — but he insists it’s the real McCoy.
According to the CBC, it’s a strong iceberg season in Newfoundland and Labrador, with more than 200 off the coasts of the two provinces. “Onshore winds brought in both the pack ice and the bergs,” Diane Davis, who runs a Facebook group for iceberg hunters, told the CBC. “If the trend holds up, we should see them for May and June, too. Mother Nature only gave us a handful last year.”
Mother Nature has provided more than a handful of phallic shapes to giggle about. In 2021, a man went viral for his photographs of a penis-shaped rock tower in Arches National Park(opens in new tab). Cambodian authorities have had to beg people to stop picking the carnivorous plant Nepenthes bokorensis, which just so happens to look like a penis. And don’t even ask about California’s plague of penis fish, which washed ashore on Drakes Beach in 2019. (They were actually marine worms, which have a long and storied history of looking phallic.)
